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She's the chief!! She's sending guys out for her friends. HEA. It wasn't that good. I'm not continuing this series...

Arrived at the village! Loupin is a dick! They saw her tattoo! They knocked Turic out!! Crap!! Loupin is going to give her a trial to prove she's not the Savior... She's at a bone graveyard... A T-Rex and her nest!! A meteor crushed the T-Rex!! She loves him!! Ily!! Oh God, Lou wants her to be sacrificed!! She's preggo!! Another dinosaur! But she's sleepy lol!! It ate Loupin!! And then choked and died on his staff...

LOL, he's crying!! She'll supposedly kill all the dinosaurs... Oh crap...On the road again the next morning. Another cave. She wants the alien D!! First Kissy!! Sexy time! Vibrating lumps lol! They found Tom. At least he'll be able to translate maybe? Breaking the news that she can't do what he thinks she will... Tom's got a portable translator!! Turic gonna take her 2de village then look for the others.

Turic is claiming her! He finds her strange, but something happened to the females of his race... He wants her for sure! She's waking up! She ran! The yellow thing is after her! It's dead due to Turic! Resting and eating in a cave. Apparently she has a freckle that tells Turic she's the Chosen One of a prophecy! Oh no, not a freckle, a tramp stamp!!

LMAO, they’re already running into a T-Rex! WTF TOM?! HE CALLED THE DINOSAURS TO THEM?! Dang, she’s thinkin of leaving Mandy behind… They’re going to jump into the water to get away?! Rolanda survived! Going over the edge of a waterfall, but she saw a blue alien before! Oop, he’s gonna save her! He thinks they might be the females of his race? Oop, he thinks she’s cursed!

Well, at least she's honest about her cowardice! Jesus! More mantis people!! Oop, they're down... Get Tom!! He is pretty fricking hilarious tho... Oh shit, I think he means the ship's going to crash... Nope just doesn't work lol. They're going to land the ship... Holy shit, Tom had them drop the cargo... fuck. Zandipor?! Dinosaurs!?!?

Book bfs!!! Lol!! Oh shit, the theater is coming down!! A FREAKING UFO?! WTF?! Her friends was just taken! Oop, she got taken too! Reunited with her friend I guess? Oop, one's dead from messing with the ship. Drugged and the ship is moving! They've been chosen to breed!! A robot guide... At least she gets to see her movie! Oh shit, it's only the action trailer!! LMAO!! Their families rded due2 time warp...