Status Updates From Barbarian (Alien Barbarians...

Turic starts to get excited. For when she awakes, Turic will ask if she has a culip and if she does, he will complete the mating ritual and thrust a baby into her womb, attaching her to Turic forever.

so romantic 😍😍

they're landing the ship on a random planet?? do you think all the planets habitable for humans 🙄🙄

the abducted girls actually taking over the ships control.... interesting...cool so where are their fated mates because i'm waiting for some action????

oh my word this is too funny , its like Ruby Dixon wrote while stoned

This isn't a bad book to read. It is extremely similar to Ruby Dixon's Ice plant barbarians with some differences to keep it interesting

Turic has just come on the scene and I have read the words "The mighty Turic" 6 times in 2 pages.....I am not liking the way his POV is written. "The mighty Turic lays the sleeping creature on the rock floor and stands over her..." Not my favorite choice of writing.

First time someone referred to our MC as "she"... and I just realized this isn't a gay alien romance :'(

Holy. Shit. This book is freaking nuts.

I'm here for the laughs.... hopefully.

I'm breathing like an asthmatic after climbing the Empire State Building. "What the f*ck?" I gasp [...].
Turic is watching me with a look of smug satisfaction on his sexy face. I put my hands up & give him a weak little clap. He f*cking deserves it after that performance.



;D

I couldn't have slept better if I was in a five-star hotel. It was a beautiful sleep. Three mind-shattering orgasms will do that to a gal.
F*ck Starbucks, f*ck Yoga classes, f*ck TV. I'll take multiple toe-curling orgasms over a seven dollar mocha chai latte any day.



*LOL*

Turic's beautiful weak Saku is singing in her magical language. The wondrous sound floods his soum with warmth.

"I hate this f*cking place.
I'm in the middle of outer space.
I've vanished without a trace.
And everyone has a blue face."

Turic doesn't understand what she's saying, but it's beautiful and fills him with happiness.

*smh & smile*

He releases me & darts to the exit, waving for me to follow him. There's a quiver in my stomach as I just stand there like a dope. There's freaking dinosaurs out there & rocks falling from the sky. So naturally, I want to stay in here.
Makes sense doesn't it?
Well, not to Psycho Smurf.

"Whoa. Easy."
She truly is the one.
"Relax, Spazzy Smurf."
It is her.
The Saku.
The one to kill all of the dinosaurs.

"Boogaloogamoo," I answer back[...]. "Goobaloober woober. I told you, I don't speak f*cking alien!"
He shakes his head & grunts. He turns & walks away, looking even more frustrated than before.
I realize I might have just ripped up my only ticket to survival & race to catch up. "You misunderstood me. You see, on my planet Goobalooberwoober is the highest compliment there is! It means you look like a sexy blueberry."

A word from Kim Fox:

To James Cameron...

Hit me up if you want to make this into a movie. There is one condition: I get to play Avery and I want Chris Hemsworth to play Turic. I'm ready to start filming the love scenes whenever you are...



*LOL*

And so it begins...

The only reason i enjoyed this book was because of Tin Tom , the robot! He was the only highlight of this whole book and i swear i love him for it!!
Walking in on a couple having sex to ask if they'd like pancakes and french toast, thumping his metal claw on someone's head to comfort them when they're crying and asking someone if they'd like to eat while they're drowning , he's hillariously perfect!!! :D

She's the chief!! She's sending guys out for her friends. HEA. It wasn't that good. I'm not continuing this series...