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I'm breathing like an asthmatic after climbing the Empire State Building. "What the f*ck?" I gasp [...].
Turic is watching me with a look of smug satisfaction on his sexy face. I put my hands up & give him a weak little clap. He f*cking deserves it after that performance.



;D

Turic's beautiful weak Saku is singing in her magical language. The wondrous sound floods his soum with warmth.

"I hate this f*cking place.
I'm in the middle of outer space.
I've vanished without a trace.
And everyone has a blue face."

Turic doesn't understand what she's saying, but it's beautiful and fills him with happiness.

*smh & smile*

He releases me & darts to the exit, waving for me to follow him. There's a quiver in my stomach as I just stand there like a dope. There's freaking dinosaurs out there & rocks falling from the sky. So naturally, I want to stay in here.
Makes sense doesn't it?
Well, not to Psycho Smurf.

"Whoa. Easy."
She truly is the one.
"Relax, Spazzy Smurf."
It is her.
The Saku.
The one to kill all of the dinosaurs.

"Boogaloogamoo," I answer back[...]. "Goobaloober woober. I told you, I don't speak f*cking alien!"
He shakes his head & grunts. He turns & walks away, looking even more frustrated than before.
I realize I might have just ripped up my only ticket to survival & race to catch up. "You misunderstood me. You see, on my planet Goobalooberwoober is the highest compliment there is! It means you look like a sexy blueberry."

A word from Kim Fox:

To James Cameron...

Hit me up if you want to make this into a movie. There is one condition: I get to play Avery and I want Chris Hemsworth to play Turic. I'm ready to start filming the love scenes whenever you are...



*LOL*

And so it begins...