Sabrina’s Reviews > Defiant Queen > Status Update

"There’s even a freaking bidet. I’ll admit I’m a little curious about how one uses that, because I’ve never tried."

OMG OMG OMG I don't fucking know how you can live without one.
Forgive me for being a bit crass here, but don't you ever wash up after taking a shit!? Gross gross GROSS GROOOSS!