Nicole’s Reviews > Hot Pink > Status Update

a low startle-threshold is like a pretty face: a girl either has one or she doesn't. Count yourself lucky that your girl does, that her childhood was the kind that gets etched all over the twitch-muscles. Applaud yourself for the choice you've made. Other girls may be faster head-bob studies, but you can bet they don't wince like yours.

You're a compulsive fucking uptoucher, man. The tip of your nose should not be white and the tip of your nose is always white cause you look so closely for dings in the wall you just finished priming, your nose pushed up against the wall and removes a patch of primer so that now you've gotta re-prime, and after you re-prime, you do another ding check and the cycle, it whats? The cycle repeats.

Most people, when you tell them you're not into their vice, they either assume you're afraid or don't like them. If you're selling them the vice, they know you're not afraid. Those few who do take what you say at face value see you're different from them, which undermines trust. And my bags were light--I made ten 'eighths' out of every ounce. If someone ever pulled out a scale, I'd be fucked.