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John
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CAN SOMETHING HAPPEN IN THIS GODDAMN FUCKING THING?!?
— Aug 02, 2018 11:34AM
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John
is on page 390 of 486
79%, 50 chapters, 390 pages and I honestly can't remember the last time I saw or heard anything about a fucking snake person.
— Aug 06, 2018 09:12AM
John
is on page 346 of 486
70% and the first hint of a villain appears... FINALLY!!! This is even worse that the usual garbage!
— Aug 06, 2018 05:24AM
John
is on page 303 of 486
***Mini-Spoiler Alert***
Only thing of note is an appearance by Olaf. Other than that... pffft!!!
— Aug 04, 2018 10:04AM
Only thing of note is an appearance by Olaf. Other than that... pffft!!!
John
is on page 254 of 486
For Fuck's Sake- how long before we get to the FUCKING PLOT?!?
— Aug 03, 2018 10:26AM
John
is on page 158 of 486
This won't come as a surprise to anyone, but I'm about a third of the way in and STILL NOTHING HAS FUCKING HAPPENED YET!!!
— Aug 01, 2018 07:11PM
John
is on page 85 of 486
Almost 100 pages in and not a goddamn thing's happened yet! What the fuck, y'all?!?
— Jul 31, 2018 05:11PM
John
is on page 56 of 486
Haven't read the last two books and looks like nothing has changed.
— Jul 31, 2018 04:07AM
John
is on page 19 of 486
Haven't even read the last two books and it's still just as mind-numbingly vapid as I remember.
— Jul 30, 2018 06:32PM
