james wells’s Reviews > The Fall of Hyperion > Status Update

O great. Humans are not a cancer on anything u smelly hippie.

Is this a simulation? O my God, is my entire life a simulation! I have to kill myself to make sure! At least I wont have to finish this damn book. That I paid 24 dollars for. Damnit!

810 pages. That's what I have read so far. And I have learned nothing about the human condition, my life earth or... wellness I learned that Keyes didn't finish a poem, and died of tb. I hate poetry and now i know why.

It's not fair! Because in 15 years old and I still think life should be fair. Idiot.

Most of the characters motivations seem tacked on.

Getting excited. It's almost over.
Caracter motivations are unbalevable. Gen. Doofus says, I want to kill you. And the strike. Why? Cus... why?
The mouth or whatever, I wanna kill she strike because the hemogony or oysters or whatever destroyed my fav. Plannet? Sure. Dad is gonna give his baby over to she strike cus... he's old? Oh I'm pretty sure the baby is metal lady. Saw that one coming.

This book lacks focus. Just switched from robot narration through a limited perspective to third person omneciant. Again. The strike motive seems arbitrary, as well as all the characters really.

You know, I just read that story day before yesterday, you dont have to tell it to me again.

O wow. So, the movie titanic copied you. Huh.

Read a whole dang book of freaking backstory, and now i have to read more damn backstory? About someone else that I dont care about?