Emily’s Reviews > Neanderthal Seeks Human > Status Update
Emily
is 33% done
please don't flirt with your coworkers... alexa this is so unprofessional play me the netflix film Set It Up which is also about unprofessional fools but is at least fun and charming
— Aug 15, 2018 12:59AM
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Emily
is 20% done
Everyone seems pretty unconcerned about the fact that main character was roofied...........?
— Aug 15, 2018 12:01AM
Emily
is 12% done
"it's not safe to be in a club like this by yourself, looking the way you look" oh ok. Eyeroll.gif. I guess we can look forward to some untoward behavior he'll rescue her from
— Aug 14, 2018 11:41PM
Emily
is 7% done
Do people ever really describe others as having "auburn" hair in IRL conversation. Are you Anne of Green gables? Do you also have bosom friends? (Ok but the line this word was a part of was just. Bad)
— Aug 14, 2018 11:27PM
Emily
is 4% done
Impulse buy bc it was on sale and the description sounded fun but LORDY we'll have to see if I can finish it because it is. Not working for me. Main character doesn't believe in cell phones, which. Sure ok
— Aug 14, 2018 11:16PM
