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She had always been healthy and vibrate...

Healthy and VIBRANT?

I’m so scared because I’ve never wanted to be with someone as much as I want you. I don’t want to lose you. I didn’t even care that I sounded like a girl.

Or like a guy in a Hallmark movie ...

There are two kinds of brutally honest people in the world: very small children and drunk people. You might want to sober up a bit before you pounce on her with your verbal vomit.

Verbal vomit. Usually I use “verbal diarrhea “.

We tend to fall in love the same way we get sick: without wanting to, without believing it, against our will and completely unable to defend ourselves.

True, true.

Don’t wait until you’ve lost a good woman to become a better man.

True, true.

I’m as bored as a blind man with no arms at a porn festival.

Very clever similes.

Ah, vagina-vision. You’re lucky I like you. I don’t watch chick flicks for just anyone.

Vagina-vision. Ahahahahahaha!

I’m hungrier than an infant at a topless bar.

Ms. Plendl has such a way with words.

I would have dinner with him and let him clear his conscious...

Clear his CONSCIENCE?

I’ve met quite a few pricks in my lifetime, but you my friend are the freaking cactus.