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So they're just having this conversation while he's still a creepy pale demon thing?

You are seriously having this conversation right now like you have time for this

You are remarkably chill about this stranger reading your mind

This motherfucker had the temerity to ask if the baby is his

Omglol he bought a house to keep a mistress in

Should she be riding a motorcycle while pregnant

You are in a hospital - I'm pretty sure it has pregnancy tests

"Knives were terrible objects, doing more damage than a gun in a lot of cases."
Wtf is this nonsense

"The truth was Theo had simply been Googling “best locations to go on a date” in his area" what were the other choices my guy

Funland!!