Jamie’s Reviews > Five Minutes Late > Status Update

if he said the longest he’s ever gone without sex, besides the five days, was when he had the flu for three days, if he’s been having sex since he was 15, and he’s 38. Of his 23 years of sexual experiences, That would mean he has slept with over 7,000 women. And that’s not adding in his threesomes and foursomes. I’m going to assume that’s just a mistake on the authors part because that’s disgusting

I’m just going to pretend like I didn’t read that the longest the H has gone without sex in the last five years is five days. That would mean around well over 800 girls 🤮🤮🤮not including the rest of the years of his life