Status Updates From Five Minutes Late

if he said the longest he’s ever gone without sex, besides the five days, was when he had the flu for three days, if he’s been having sex since he was 15, and he’s 38. Of his 23 years of sexual experiences, That would mean he has slept with over 7,000 women. And that’s not adding in his threesomes and foursomes. I’m going to assume that’s just a mistake on the authors part because that’s disgusting

Ugh can this gross part about their sexual past be over why do I need to know that he’s been with three sisters at once???????????

I’m just going to pretend like I didn’t read that the longest the H has gone without sex in the last five years is five days. That would mean around well over 800 girls 🤮🤮🤮not including the rest of the years of his life

What the what just happens?

The suspense is building for something horrible I can feel it and it's freaking me out but this book is a new do not put down book! I'm only at 34% and I cannot stop reading it.

I can't tell something horrible is going to happen. With how good everything is going right now I can feel it in my gut. Every time I turn the page I cringe thinking this is the page.

I'm finding I enjoy this story more than any I have read lately

After my last books fiasco, I am quite enjoying this book. So far I've laughed and really liked the characters.

Dnf. Not understanding H--pretty much lost interest

Starting to lose interest. Not really sure what is going on

Her constant downing her BBW status is getting old. Lots of inner dialogue. It actually liking story

Ku. Boss. Billionaire BBW. Funny-ish writing

So, I have a photography exhibition in 2 weeks that I need to edit pictures for and a new client proposal to prep for tomorrow but, am I bothered? Nope, I'd much rather allow this book to fuck with my sanity instead.