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Again with this best friend bullshit

Is "El Guyo de Oro" some sort of speech-to-text fuckup?

Satan’s Stud Muffins is a laughably stupid band name

What the fuck is a spun ruby

"Now, if I was a marginal member of almost any other minority, I could get scholarships and maybe a sense of my ethnic heritage. If I was Native American I could go to the reservation and learn the ways of my people. If I was Asian American I could take a trip to China or Japan or maybe just Chinatown. Hell, if I was Norwegian I could go to freaking Minnesota."
You gotta be kidding me here.

What the hell? What's the timeframe here

He should cancel his flight

Lol no means yes ha ha like that isn't totes appropes given the current news cycle
THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN LAST MONTH

Ew cinnamon candy :P

HOW ARE YOU STILL AT YOUR HOUSE AN HOUR BEFORE YOUR FLIGHT TAKES OF