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Hayley
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“Maybe normal people use lists as they are meant to be used, as a daily reminder of things that should be taken care of somewhat soon. I don’t like to do things that make sense, so I use lists as a way of outlining how theoretically busy I am while also setting myself up for an infinity loop of self-loathing over my failure to get an impossible amount of things done.”
— Oct 14, 2018 09:10AM
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Hayley
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Also, a great quote: “I’d like to think if the men (and let’s face it it’s largely men) who create family leave policy in this country suddenly found themselves back at work with new bodies, rampaging hormones, and a not-small risk of spontaneously ejaculating every time meetings ran long, things would change. (It’s not a perfect analogy, I know. They’d probably just schedule more extra long meetings.)”
— Oct 14, 2018 08:21AM
Hayley
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On page 15 and I’ve laughed and cried already. I love this.
— Oct 14, 2018 08:20AM

