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Well thank fuck that's done

"Lord have mercy, Percy. That Queen bitch sure did curse thee."

There's a cult of Persequeshun, I guess

HER EVIL MOM'S REAL NAME IS CREMALATTA DEFACAKE

Tookie finds her best friend in a damn trash can and this is what happened:

"After a long embrace, Lizzie stuck her hands out to her sides, palms up. Tookie did the same. Both girls pointed to the sky, then made a motion as if checking their underarms for a scent, then did a deep curtsy. 'WHAT'S UP HOT QUEEN?' they cried together."

WTF KIND OF SECRET HANDSHAKE IS THAT??

There's apparently a language called Oktooberfestian that she uses to write in her journal

Only in Modelland would an actual line read, "The roller-skating woman looked at Zarpessa. 'I am a doctor, not a purse.'"

"His thumb entering my mouth. Yum- I mean, yuck!"
WHat
WHY
WHYYY
what's with tyra and oral fixation

"You eat with the voraciousness of a preggers Tasmanian devil during her first trimester," Lauro explained. "However, your stomach is telling me that its never full. Is this true?"
Tookie nodded. "This woman really can read my stomach's mind."