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Kristina is 21% done

"He’d eat dirt if she served it to him on a plate."
Baloney sandwiches with cheese sounds pretty fucking close.

— Nov 23, 2018 12:07PM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 91% done

KITTENS WHY NO WHY

— Nov 23, 2018 07:21PM

Kristina is 90% done

I would curse a woman to hell and back for wishing twins on me

— Nov 23, 2018 07:21PM

Kristina is 87% done

WHAT NO HE TATTOOED HER WITH HIS CLAWS WHAT WHY

— Nov 23, 2018 07:17PM

Kristina is 86% done

Are they still in the tub?

— Nov 23, 2018 07:16PM

Kristina is 83% done

You're hoping her phone wasn't in her pocket just now

— Nov 23, 2018 07:13PM

Kristina is 77% done

Not really here for this kind of stupidity on the part of my girl Kelly

— Nov 23, 2018 07:07PM

Kristina is 69% done

Oh so it's ok for THIS guy to stalk you though

— Nov 23, 2018 06:59PM

Kristina is 67% done

The countriest dude of the three falling for a woman of color

— Nov 23, 2018 06:57PM

Kristina is 60% done

This girl not even plussed that this guy is taking her stalker bear in stride

— Nov 23, 2018 06:49PM

Kristina is 44% done

Oh so now it's when I figure out Kelly is actually black, and I want just imagining her that way ha HA

— Nov 23, 2018 12:50PM

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