Status Update

Kristina is 76% done

“To make love again—not just skin to skin, but soul to soul. Then the bond will be unbreakable, as strong and as beautiful as diamond.”
My face rn

— Nov 24, 2018 03:02PM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 90% done

Dragon jail!

— Nov 24, 2018 03:21PM

Kristina is 84% done

Is she fucking the actual weather now

— Nov 24, 2018 03:14PM

Kristina is 79% done

Y'all known each other all of two days and you're talking about your third and fourth children

— Nov 24, 2018 03:06PM

Kristina is 77% done

Oh sorry ONLY dragons can shift with their clothes
Makes sense

— Nov 24, 2018 03:04PM

Kristina is 75% done

Mountain View sounds like a suburb of Aspen

— Nov 24, 2018 03:00PM

Kristina is 68% done

Bread crumbs are actually bad for birds

— Nov 24, 2018 02:54PM

Kristina is 61% done

HOW does a dragon spread its wings INSIDE you

— Nov 24, 2018 02:47PM

Kristina is 59% done

OMG with these fucking pancakes already

— Nov 24, 2018 02:45PM

Kristina is 57% done

What is this chick's obsession with eccentric billionaires

— Nov 24, 2018 02:42PM

Kristina is 56% done

Or was that just plain old foreshadowing

— Nov 24, 2018 02:40PM

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