Kristina’s Reviews > Mated to the Ocean Dragon > Status Update

Just acting like the pressure at this depth wouldn't kill her ok

Fishes

"... it was hard not to feel a personal sense of betrayal after sharing your blueberry pancakes and your Netflix password with someone."
Yeah that shit is fucking sacred.

I guess when you hook up with a dragon like this, you're committing to fucking outdoors at some point

That sand is going to get everywhere

Bonding with your dragon over matcha donuts

This drink sounds like something only a six year old could enjoy

Loki is supes problematic so please stop saying he's your fave

Like that's not remotely a macchiato

“Two shots of espresso, cream, Chameleon sprinkles and layers of vanilla, strawberry, coconut, chocolate and salted caramel syrup.”
FOH.