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“they watched Gandalf fall to his Balrog-induced death.”

😂😂😂Wtf does this mean? They’re such nerds

I get v annoyed with books that add no physical descriptions for characters. So far all I know about the main character is that he’s white with freckles on his ass. His partner is Indian with blue eyes and I THINK half white. I have no idea about anyone else