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That might be your great-great-great-great-great-great Grandpappy and your like cool well see you later like ok damn

"He comes from super royalty"
What

"All he knew was that if it took a thousand years, he was going to wait for her. And luckily, since they accidentally mated, they might have a thousand years at that."
Ummmmmm.

If course the black woman is the only one with any sense

“I mean, I got my hopes up, but that’s not your fault.”
SHE FUCKED YOU MY GUY IT IS LITERALLY HER FAULT

Death pockets

Stop with the fucking hot pockets please

“I killed someone, and when they died, my heart just sort of… died, too.”
I'm sure this is right and not a completely fucked way of looking at something

"But until Dmitri, I never realized holding back could hurt someone else.”
Come on no one is this stupid

“I didn’t mean to hurt you,” she said. “I just wanted a moment together. Wanted to see if I could just feel something good.”
You're a selfish piece of shit treating guys the way they stereotypically treat women way to go asshole
And now you're fucking crying when someone isn't here for it fuck right off