Status Update

Kristina is 73% done

There's, like, a dead body RIGHT THERE

— Feb 09, 2019 05:43AM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 91% done

"I am never getting pregnant again, that is for sure."
You've got 80 dudes and no birth control. Best of luck my guy.

— Feb 09, 2019 09:16AM

Kristina is 83% done

I know your mom just died but let's orgy

— Feb 09, 2019 09:07AM

Kristina is 81% done

Hella secret siblings up in this shit

— Feb 09, 2019 09:05AM

Kristina is 68% done

Blah blah blah: me.

— Feb 09, 2019 05:38AM

Kristina is 64% done

Ugh with this bend the knee shit

— Feb 09, 2019 05:33AM

Kristina is 62% done

Lol she's having a litter

— Feb 09, 2019 05:31AM

Kristina is 34% done

Loooool star wars reference

— Feb 08, 2019 07:50PM

Kristina is 25% done

Um. Is she adding another dude to her harem.

— Feb 08, 2019 07:42PM

Kristina is 20% done

Ok I am here for this?

— Feb 08, 2019 07:36PM

Kristina is 11% done

Um. Did he literally just kill the messenger.

— Feb 08, 2019 07:29PM

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