Status Update

Kristina is 3% done

Just going to skip right over the fact that every alien is vaguely humanoid due to the "Creators"

— Feb 25, 2019 03:41AM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 70% done

Real talk: she about to roll up to this auction with a UTI damn

— Sep 08, 2022 08:54PM

Kristina is 82% done

I fucking knew this guy was a dragon goddammit

— Feb 25, 2019 02:40PM

Kristina is 80% done

Aaaaaaaaand now we're doing Return of the Jedi

— Feb 25, 2019 02:37PM

Kristina is 77% done

Obstacle course!!

— Feb 25, 2019 02:34PM

Kristina is 70% done

Real talk: she about to roll up to this auction with a UTI damn

— Feb 25, 2019 02:31PM

Kristina is 46% done

If they don't fuck during this sandstorm then what is the point

— Feb 25, 2019 11:53AM

Kristina is 35% done

This dummy

— Feb 25, 2019 09:47AM

Kristina is 24% done

"The room smelled like him—something masculine and dark."
Poop is dark

— Feb 25, 2019 04:12AM

Kristina is 21% done

"What was it with the males on this planet?"
What is it with males period

— Feb 25, 2019 04:08AM

Kristina is 3% done

Isn't Thorin the hot dwarf from The Hobbit

— Feb 25, 2019 03:43AM

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