Kristina’s Reviews > Barbarian > Status Update

They need some EMPs up in this bitch

"Kace looked like he’d fight an arena of gladiators for a real chair."
I loled

This oasis sounds amazing though

These gladiator fights always seem like ten minutes long and the House of Galen always wins

"She desperately wondered what color his skin was, and the hue of those intense eyes."
Lol that's racist

And is she wearing overalls?!

What in the actual fuck is the man on the cover doing to that poor woman