Kristina’s Reviews > Beast > Status Update

"Her breasts were so small that she hadn’t bothered with any sort of bra or support."
Must be nice

Fucking pon farr over here

They really better find some eagles to fly them home because Jesus

If I were these guys, I'd be like, is there ANYTHING on this planet that is CHILL?!

Why are attackers walking around with boutonnieres

Quiiiiiite the fast learner

REALLY. ADELE?

SHAVE YOUR BEARD PLEASE and I would never say that under normal circumstances so you KNOW it's a problem

Ok the dude on the cover looks like he belongs to either the Hatfields or the McCoys