Kristina’s Reviews > Instinct > Status Update

“You really want that for yourself? You really want your belly to grow so large you can barely walk, and a screaming little creature to emerge from it? You want to feed it with your body?”
Lol good point who would want that

“All I want is to have the man I love’s babies, and to see them grow happy and healthy.”
Get a grip.

Fuck-punished!

Well that escalated quickly.

"His chest is broad and his arms are like two great sinewy snakes with big meat hammers at the ends for hands."
Now you've got me thinking about Luther from Umbrella Academy.

"Not even three hours into my new assignment, I have fucked up. Badly."
Almost as if you deserve what's coming to you.

You're exploring this plane as punishment, day you're not going to fuck up this time, then IMMEDIATELY disregard all sense and do the thing you got in trouble for.

"I was assigned to observe a small colony of semi-sentient four-legged beasts known as the Furri."
So...a puppy planet.

Another one of these half-barbarian, half-animal shits and I'm looking forward to just how horrified I'll get