India’s Reviews > Sad Laughter > Status Update

"Reminder: All your favorite male authors were mama’s boys."

"You may or may not regret admitting on a literary podcast that you generally prefer hand jobs while getting your butthole fingered over having regular sex."

Who doesn't though, am I right?

"Write how you want, edit how you want, just please stop quoting Hemingway."

"Keep writing so as to live your shitty dream that one day your art will be misunderstood by lots and lots of people, not just a few."

"Writing prompt:
“That’s the last time you ever embarrass me at a Zaxby’s,” she cried..."

Posting because I both love and have cried at Zaxby's.

"The thing about poetry is that writing a poem only seems like a good idea at the time but then oh boy."

"To be a writer you’ll need two of the following forms of ID: MFA; substance abuse problem; eating disorder; weird upbringing; inherent dislike towards people coupled with a somewhat disturbing reverence for your pet(s); twitter account."

"Is getting Small Press as Fuck tattooed in Papyrus lettering on your chest a good idea, or no?"

"If you actually attend AWP, your main concern should not be to mingle with bullshit writers/publishers/agents but to find the person with the best drugs."