Kristina’s Reviews > Sold to the Alien Gladiators > Status Update

"I’ll be pregnant or nursing for the rest of my fertile years, and with the slow aging process of the bond, I’ll spend the next thousand years or so constantly being seeded and bearing their children."
That sounds like an actual fucking nightmare

Is the consort of an emperor not an empress

"...the Head of Faith of humanity, known simply as The Head..."
How creative

Oh now THIS is handy: she's not showing but her boobs are immediately bigger

Oh that's handy - she knows immediately when she gets pregnant

Bullrush is not a verb

Huh your dad is a glorified carnival barker I'm sure that will turn out well for him

Oh there's a Toad King then

Writhe not writh

How are the rumors they've found their mate? They literally JUST met her.