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Jeremy Maddux
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'The vulture waddles to your side. You take Dave’s twenty and pocket it. “We good?” “We’re good.” Gary pauses to catch his breath. “Go get your misery on.”
— Mar 31, 2019 01:43PM
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Jeremy Maddux
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"You had two jobs, Milton. Keep your ex happy and shit your pants. Your wife left you, so you’re down to one job. One thing expected of you, and you can’t even do that. You can’t even complete a basic human function.” “Fuck you, Gary. You rent porn to registered sex offenders on welfare central and barf into a burning barrel with a gang of derelict fuckwits under the local bridge. Who are you to talk!?”
— Mar 31, 2019 01:05PM
Jeremy Maddux
is 28% done
“Because I’d assume it wasn’t your dick in either case. If it was his fantasy, he’d make it smaller than his, and if it was your fantasy, you’d make it bigger than it actually is.” “What exactly are you getting at here, sir?” Bob asks. “That one of you has a tiny dick. And we’re about to find out who."
— Mar 30, 2019 09:41PM
