Status Updates From Fuck Happiness

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What the hell?! 😳

"Desire and longing are inspiration. The muse is and should remain unattainable. To satiate is to die. Happiness is stagnation."

The story is spinning into insanity ...and away from me.

Tits O'Sullivan seems to have vanished like a jar of Jiffy peanut butter across a threshold.

This book is demanding a lot from my values.

This is dismal in the best way possible.

I think I'm in love with Tits O'Sullivan.

Kirk Jones writes opening chapters like an induction roller coaster, there is no dramatic climb, he launches you out of the gate at seventy and straight into the thrills ahead.

'The vulture waddles to your side. You take Dave’s twenty and pocket it. “We good?” “We’re good.” Gary pauses to catch his breath. “Go get your misery on.”

"You had two jobs, Milton. Keep your ex happy and shit your pants. Your wife left you, so you’re down to one job. One thing expected of you, and you can’t even do that. You can’t even complete a basic human function.” “Fuck you, Gary. You rent porn to registered sex offenders on welfare central and barf into a burning barrel with a gang of derelict fuckwits under the local bridge. Who are you to talk!?”

“Because I’d assume it wasn’t your dick in either case. If it was his fantasy, he’d make it smaller than his, and if it was your fantasy, you’d make it bigger than it actually is.” “What exactly are you getting at here, sir?” Bob asks. “That one of you has a tiny dick. And we’re about to find out who."

This is a pretty great example of exactly what I personally love about bizarro

"Why do you keep trying to smell my ass!?" you scream.