Martin’s Reviews > Boyfriend or Bust > Status Update

I'm quietly putting this story to rest. It isn't bad per se, I just don't see myself spending days with those two characters. It's pretty clear they will fill 80% of their scenes with sex ;-)

'He walked over with a definite goal in mind. In one hand he had a container of Gun Oil and a condom. Where had that come from, I wondered.'

A container? He's ambitious. It's probably just a dream, haha.

'I ended up sitting on top of the cover and grabbing a pillow from the side arm of the chair to cover my ever-growing erection.'

It's like it's a side character or something. Always showing up at the most awkward moments :-)

“Good. Good. Want to come over? We’re just watching a movie.”
No, thanks. “Okay, sure. I’ll be there in half an hour or so.”

Haha, that was probably your penis talking.

'When I was back by the travel books, my cock was so hard just from seeing him and being in his proximity that I thought it might burst through my pants.'

Why do romance characters so often refer to their penis when they want to bring an emotion across?

They talk for 10 minutes about where to find a gay single guy named Sam until she remembers her gay and single brother Sam?! Wow. And I thought I was slow.