Joey’s Reviews > His Dark Magic > Status Update

Can we stop with Keshari never using contractions or talking like a normal 21ish year old woman? We get it. She’s not white. You’ve made that repeatedly clear with her quaint knowledge of “simpler” magic, her unwavering loyalty to blondie the witch (who she just met), and her naive stupidity.

Club Elysium. Give me a fucking break.

“Devlin was the most amazing person she’d ever met.” Really? You’ve known him for 3 days and literally all he said was that he really loves the sound of water 😐😐😐😐😐

I guess this author doesn’t see any value in the slow burn...

Lemme get this straight...Blondie the witch made a friend at college who is from Vermont, born and raised in America, but who has immigrant parents and therefore she speaks in super formal, awkward English “do not worry, the secret it safe with me” / ends all questions with “yes”’as in “you like him, yes?” 😐😐😐😐 ?!?!?!

“Holy Goddess of Lust that boy had it all going on” 😂😂😂 guys SOS I may not survive. This is what I get for accidentally buying a book. Damn you Amazon one click purchase.

Brooklyn, Peregrine, Kashiri....all living in Vermont in a college town. I legit cannot even.

There needs to be a tax for writers who give their characters ridiculous names: Devlin, Athena, Chandler, Midas, and Em...just stab me in the eye and get it over with 🤦🏻‍♀️

Of COURSE the sexy mystery man with dimples and a dangerous vibe is named Devlin. Because that’s a totally normal and common name. My eyes are gonna roll right outta my head.

If we’re already getting the tragic backstory at 3% things are not looking good for miss Honey Bob Hairstyle