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Kristina is 94% done

TELL ME YET MORE ABOUT THE VICTIMS

— Apr 25, 2019 02:40PM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 86% done

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— May 13, 2019 07:49PM

Kristina is 81% done

Let's not use the verb scrunching like ever ok

— May 13, 2019 07:34PM

Kristina is 74% done

BEST NOT HURT THIS PUPPY

— May 13, 2019 07:01PM

Kristina is 70% done

WRAP IT UP

— May 13, 2019 06:48PM

Kristina is 95% done

This book refuses to end or go anywhere

— May 13, 2019 06:31PM

Kristina is 95% done

"He could get used to having a woman on hand who could swap from personal bodyguard to sexual submissive in the blink of an eye."
Couldn't we all?

— Apr 26, 2019 06:48PM

Kristina is 95% done

Wilson also blows goats but we knew that.

— Apr 25, 2019 04:32PM

Kristina is 95% done

Fuck Churchill

— Apr 25, 2019 03:15PM

Kristina is 95% done

Oh awesome this motherfucker is now detailing an autopsy on a 75-day-old corpse.

— Apr 25, 2019 02:48PM

Kristina is 87% done

Leonardo DiCaprio apparently would have died a lot earlier

— Apr 25, 2019 01:48PM

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