Status Update

Kristina is 2% done

"Atop his head are two horns that appear more like appendages than the hard bone of a beast."
What? Ew.

— May 27, 2019 06:39PM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 86% done

I keep calling this planet Romcom

— May 28, 2019 02:17PM

Kristina is 80% done

"Maybe the journey was the destination all along.”
Maybe Egypt is the new tolerance

— May 28, 2019 01:54PM

Kristina is 79% done

Please stop calling it a planet rotation

— May 28, 2019 01:51PM

Kristina is 44% done

Who not whom

— May 28, 2019 11:37AM

Kristina is 42% done

"... maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it’s normal for Zandians to give sexual pleasure to their prisoners and then disappear."
Or maybe he a dude

— May 28, 2019 11:32AM

Kristina is 35% done

Chekhov's rotted out tree stump that holds a fetid pool of green liquid in a black cavern

— May 28, 2019 10:52AM

Kristina is 10% done

Ah yes she Black yay!

— May 28, 2019 02:55AM

Kristina is 6% done

“Your skin makes you different from the others."
What? Why? Is she Black?

— May 28, 2019 02:48AM

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