Laura’s Reviews > The Billionaire's Secret Desire > Status Update

Just started this one and have come across this on page 11: There   is   a   standard   package   for   the   position,   including   a   company   credit   card,   cell   phone,   personal   data  device,  car  service,  excreta.
Somehow I don't think bodily waste should be included in a benefits package, unless you're very kinky. I wonder what other howlers there are.