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Stop stop STOP it with the "have our cake and eat it too" shit already

Damn these stepsisters are crazy

This menage is putting me to sleep

That is really unsafe

1. One of those princes looks like that dude from the Jersey shore, and
2. "hungrily sucked him wetly" is a garbage phrase

"It's not like Shane and I wanted to fuck each other. I mean, shit no, nothing like that."
NO. HOMO. AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG.

They never make that joke in these books and I'm like, if Roger Rabbit exists then so can the Spin Doctors

ONE! TWO! PRINCES HERE BEFORE YOU
THAT'S WHAT I SAID NOW

The pun is INTENDED, you blood clot

Grump master?