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Free him!! Get him outta there!! Hes an old man what’d he ever do to you guys besides the kidnapping and the theft and the fencing and the being an accomplice to murder and the being the head of an underground crime network and the—

“Do you want to rob me, or to murder me? Which is it?”
“Did you ever know a man come out to do either in a *chariot*, you ridiculous old vampire?”

Time for the annual reread of the book that I stubbornly decided to read in English at age 9 despite Not Speaking English and Being Nine.