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Jessica
is 26% done
Chris @ his wife: why don't you get your lips done? I hate your lips.
Also Chris @ his wife: you do too much work on your body, you bimbo.
BUT ALSO, what is this shitty attempt at world building the apocalypse?? Oh, Greece's economy is in the toilet so now it's like the purge all across Europe. Like wtf.
— Aug 13, 2019 09:26AM
Also Chris @ his wife: you do too much work on your body, you bimbo.
BUT ALSO, what is this shitty attempt at world building the apocalypse?? Oh, Greece's economy is in the toilet so now it's like the purge all across Europe. Like wtf.
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Jessica
is 56% done
Man, I can't believe the Negan wannabe in this book is called Dean of all things.
Also, Chris is a shit stain of a human being and, if anyone deserves to die in the apocalypse, it's him. I'm almost looking forward to not-Negan killing him.
Also x2, Michael acts like he's 5 not 10 (as the book I swear called him) or 8 (as the blurb calls him). Chris fails at parenting like he fails at being a decent person.
— Aug 13, 2019 02:22PM
Also, Chris is a shit stain of a human being and, if anyone deserves to die in the apocalypse, it's him. I'm almost looking forward to not-Negan killing him.
Also x2, Michael acts like he's 5 not 10 (as the book I swear called him) or 8 (as the blurb calls him). Chris fails at parenting like he fails at being a decent person.
Jessica
is 14% done
I know it's not what he means, but the line "As Chris watched on, his sphincter twinged" just makes me think Chris is clenching his butt in horror.
— Aug 13, 2019 09:08AM
