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“Where are we?” Malone gurgled. “Is that… opium?”

“Those are flowers,” I corrected, then muttered under my breath at the surrounding poppy fields. “That can be turned into opium. Maybe. I don’t know. And if you’re smart, you don’t ask.”

“Stalker rules or your rules?”Ryder quipped.

“Common fricking sense rules. Don’t stick your nose into somebody else’s business. You get to keep your nose longer,” I replied.

“Because people don’t look into their neighbor’s bowl to see if he’s got enough food,” I answered. “They look to see if that asshole has more. Greed is easy. Sharing’s hard. It’s why parents have to teach that instead of not hoarding shit. We’re all hardwired for self-preservation.”

I knew less than nothing about how the sidhe said hello, other than it sometimes devolved into a list of clans, houses, and maybe even what they ate for dinner the night before.

Hah! That's hilarious. And spot on to the thoughts crossing my mind whilst visiting the Spanish parts of my family sometimes.