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“Where are we?” Malone gurgled. “Is that… opium?”
“Those are flowers,” I corrected, then muttered under my breath at the surrounding poppy fields. “That can be turned into opium. Maybe. I don’t know. And if you’re smart, you don’t ask.”
“Stalker rules or your rules?”Ryder quipped.
“Common fricking sense rules. Don’t stick your nose into somebody else’s business. You get to keep your nose longer,” I replied.
— Oct 10, 2019 02:39PM
“Those are flowers,” I corrected, then muttered under my breath at the surrounding poppy fields. “That can be turned into opium. Maybe. I don’t know. And if you’re smart, you don’t ask.”
“Stalker rules or your rules?”Ryder quipped.
“Common fricking sense rules. Don’t stick your nose into somebody else’s business. You get to keep your nose longer,” I replied.
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“Because people don’t look into their neighbor’s bowl to see if he’s got enough food,” I answered. “They look to see if that asshole has more. Greed is easy. Sharing’s hard. It’s why parents have to teach that instead of not hoarding shit. We’re all hardwired for self-preservation.”
— Oct 09, 2019 05:43PM
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I knew less than nothing about how the sidhe said hello, other than it sometimes devolved into a list of clans, houses, and maybe even what they ate for dinner the night before.
Hah! That's hilarious. And spot on to the thoughts crossing my mind whilst visiting the Spanish parts of my family sometimes.
— Oct 09, 2019 02:01PM
Hah! That's hilarious. And spot on to the thoughts crossing my mind whilst visiting the Spanish parts of my family sometimes.
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As much as I didn’t like dangling from the prismatic’s teeth like a tree-hugging daisy-humper’s beard bead,
Beard bead? Lol, say that 3 times fast. I just spit tea on my Kindle. That is quite the description. 🙃🤭
— Oct 08, 2019 01:29PM
Beard bead? Lol, say that 3 times fast. I just spit tea on my Kindle. That is quite the description. 🙃🤭

