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Kristina is 12% done

Like, if the hull of your spaceship is compromised, how is putting it through the stress of landing going to improve that??

— Oct 29, 2019 06:20PM

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Kristina is 97% done

So, "caressingly" is not a word.

— Oct 30, 2019 07:03PM

Kristina is 56% done

I...have questions

— Oct 30, 2019 05:17PM

Kristina is 56% done

Oh come on - incest??

— Oct 30, 2019 05:02PM

Kristina is 43% done

It's Lilliputian

— Oct 30, 2019 03:36PM

Kristina is 43% done

How she's jogging without a bra I will never know

— Oct 30, 2019 03:35PM

Kristina is 33% done

This just...what. Why?

— Oct 30, 2019 02:45AM

Kristina is 11% done

What possible spaceship repairs could possibly REQUIRE gravity like that’s shenanigans

— Oct 29, 2019 06:14PM

Kristina is 8% done

Every chapter ending with foreshadowing WHY

— Oct 29, 2019 05:09PM

Kristina is 6% done

38 of these books into the series and I’m just noticing that these aliens don’t seem to come in hues darker than “caramel”

— Oct 29, 2019 05:04PM

Kristina is 6% done

Fuck she’s Black which means she’s creamy

— Oct 29, 2019 05:04PM

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