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He didn’t want the lady who cleaned for him to smell the earthy scent of semen and lust.

Interesting problem.

“Next time,” he said in a conversational tone, “we shall last longer. I will lick and suck you into my mouth.”

Not exactly subtle, Mr Lamplighter.

He reached down and tentatively traced the shape of the other man through the thick trousers. There was no turning back now; once he’d touched that object, no one could pretend there was no sexual longing between them.

That object, LOL.

“Grab hold of my pole,”

Oh my. His pole can surely lighten up a gloomy day.

“No, I can’t see it. There will always be lamplighters.”

LOL, if you say so.

"In fact, there’s talk that soon it won’t take a man to do these lights.”

No kidding.

Oh, Mr Lamplighter. You're so naughty :-)