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“I’m still not sure how the unicorns play into this, as you seem determined to prevent me from stealing them. I’d totally steal the stallion though. He’s pretty. You can’t show me pretty things and expect me to not want to steal them.”
— Jan 21, 2020 08:56AM
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“Is stabbing these assholes illegal?”
“Unfortunately, it is.”
“Well, that’s a bummer. If I can’t stab them, can I burn them?”
“No, you can’t burn them.”
“Run them over in a stolen prison bus?”
“Even if you used your own bus, it would still be illegal. Stealing the prison bus would just make it even more illegal.”
I guess drowning them is out, too.”
“You’re cathing om.”
— Jan 21, 2020 12:12PM
“Unfortunately, it is.”
“Well, that’s a bummer. If I can’t stab them, can I burn them?”
“No, you can’t burn them.”
“Run them over in a stolen prison bus?”
“Even if you used your own bus, it would still be illegal. Stealing the prison bus would just make it even more illegal.”
I guess drowning them is out, too.”
“You’re cathing om.”
