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Alicia (is beyond tired of your *ish)
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Oh, God, can you guys please just talk about your marriage. You need to do a better job communicating and I need to not read that dreaded euphemism (for both sets of genitalia!) every paragraph through this interminable sex scene. *cringe and gag until I die*
— Apr 10, 2013 06:02PM
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Did they have some unmentioned anniversary or something? The first half of this novella they were married for ten years, now suddenly it's eleven.
— Apr 11, 2013 12:07PM
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*tosses you a life preserver made out of literary genuiseseses*
*drowns anyway* it's used so much in this book!
Alicia wrote: ""And her breasts tightened unbearably, her sex melting. She brought her wrists slowly back together again, above her head. That made the weeping of her sex worse, her body already yielded."Ughhhh..."
Her sex must be very emmotional if it's doing all that weeping. No wonder your drowning. It's Alice in Wonderland and the sea of tears.
Sounds like someone needs to visit their gynecologist.
@MLE: Aaaaaaand nightmares. @Nenia: Preferably before they attempt to have sex again. *whimpers*
Ughhhhhh. You guys, I'm going under, send help! Asdfhgklasglagjh.