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Alan Smithee
is on page 126 of 159
All this guy does is bark orders, drink whiskey and oggle his underage daughter.
— Feb 02, 2020 10:43AM
Alan Smithee
is on page 94 of 159
The levels of hipocracy in this thing are reaching critical mass. Our hero just took his 15 year old daughter to a brothel. Now he's acting contemptuously towards the madam. Spare me!
— Feb 01, 2020 09:51PM
Alan Smithee
is on page 58 of 159
For a story about a psychic detective, there sure is a lot of underage perving going on.
— Jan 29, 2020 03:02PM
Alan Smithee
is on page 48 of 159
I think the author read a book on Wicca. One of those cheesy Time-Life books. Yeesh.
— Jan 26, 2020 03:23PM
Alan Smithee
is on page 35 of 159
We finally meet our hero - psychic detective / mediocre white guy John Christian Fifer. He's just as unbearably smug as one might expect.
— Jan 22, 2020 10:57AM
Alan Smithee
is on page 10 of 159
Two pages in and already the writer is trying to give me a stroke.
Example:
"Only the boots didn't fit the rest of the uniform. They were made in Texas at three hundred dollars a copy on his own last and carried a shine which would have won the approval of a Prussian cavalry officer."
WTF is 'on this own last' supposed to mean? That there was no money for a proofreader?
— Jan 20, 2020 10:37AM
Example:
"Only the boots didn't fit the rest of the uniform. They were made in Texas at three hundred dollars a copy on his own last and carried a shine which would have won the approval of a Prussian cavalry officer."
WTF is 'on this own last' supposed to mean? That there was no money for a proofreader?
