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"I just remembered. I don’t have stigmata. It’s glaucoma. And that reminds me of guacamole. Which would be awesome right now.”
“What the hell did you smoke?”
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— Mar 18, 2020 07:13AM
“What the hell did you smoke?”
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Starting off my quarantined mornings with this book is the best thing I've ever done! 😂
“It’s turkey and Havarti.”
“What the hell is Havarti?” Gus asked.
“Semisoft Danish cow cheese,” Casey said. “You’ll love it.”
“That… sounds disgusting,” Gus said. “You should have just called it cheese. I don’t know if I can eat cheese from a semisoft Danish cow.”
— Mar 19, 2020 05:28AM
“It’s turkey and Havarti.”
“What the hell is Havarti?” Gus asked.
“Semisoft Danish cow cheese,” Casey said. “You’ll love it.”
“That… sounds disgusting,” Gus said. “You should have just called it cheese. I don’t know if I can eat cheese from a semisoft Danish cow.”
