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☆ Todd
is 71% done
*heh* [Go, Poppy!...]
“Caleb tried with you,. He really tried. And do you have any idea how hard that is for him? How rare? And he didn’t do it because of your demonic whatever, or your stupid pretty face, he did it because he’s good. And he’s fucking lonely. And I am the idiot who thought you were different because you’re sad. Well, now he’s sad. And you, Jasper Jones, you can go and fuck yourself.”
— Mar 19, 2020 12:34AM
“Caleb tried with you,. He really tried. And do you have any idea how hard that is for him? How rare? And he didn’t do it because of your demonic whatever, or your stupid pretty face, he did it because he’s good. And he’s fucking lonely. And I am the idiot who thought you were different because you’re sad. Well, now he’s sad. And you, Jasper Jones, you can go and fuck yourself.”
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☆ Todd
is 71% done
*UGH* [Martyrdom bullshite...]
Enjoy the Oreos for me.
#IHateThatShit
#ButOreosAreCool
— Mar 18, 2020 11:17PM
Enjoy the Oreos for me.
#IHateThatShit
#ButOreosAreCool
☆ Todd
is 33% done
*heh* [Extra pickle, please...]
Relationships, or even one-night-stands, had required special clothes, loud clubs, dancing, and a dozen other things Caleb either hated or was terrible at.
They had never been as simple as “do you want a sandwich?”, “No, thanks, I’d rather have you.”
But there it was; there Jasper was, asking it exactly like that.
It was perfect.
— Mar 17, 2020 11:44PM
Relationships, or even one-night-stands, had required special clothes, loud clubs, dancing, and a dozen other things Caleb either hated or was terrible at.
They had never been as simple as “do you want a sandwich?”, “No, thanks, I’d rather have you.”
But there it was; there Jasper was, asking it exactly like that.
It was perfect.
☆ Todd
is 23% done
*heh* [Sweet tooth priorities...]
Oreos.
Guy almost dies of poisoning, and he asks not for something substantive like beef or potatoes, but chocolate cookies. Apparently, Caleb’s houseguest had the self-preservation instinct of a magpie.
— Mar 17, 2020 09:21PM
Oreos.
Guy almost dies of poisoning, and he asks not for something substantive like beef or potatoes, but chocolate cookies. Apparently, Caleb’s houseguest had the self-preservation instinct of a magpie.
