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TinaNicole ☠ Le Book Nikita ☠
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Another poorly written book. Awesome. Weird word usage that's extremely distracting. I had to actually substitute some during the sex scenes to even get through them. He poured his erection into her. Really? Is his erection liquid? I'll probably finish but only because its not that long. These authors need to fucking stop. Your fun hobby (that you're shit at) is making my hobby unbearable. Fuck you, very much.
— May 20, 2013 07:21AM
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TinaNicole ☠ Le Book Nikita ☠
is 75% done
The rest is an excerpt from the sequel? Are you fucking kidding me?
— May 21, 2013 08:02AM
TinaNicole ☠ Le Book Nikita ☠
is 69% done
Oh, FFS! Will this book never end?! It's supposed be all sad but I'm just hoping she'll die soon so I can be done with it. And enough with the fucking exclamation points.
— May 21, 2013 05:47AM
TinaNicole ☠ Le Book Nikita ☠
is on page 52 of 200
"Yes, only mine. No other man could touch her. Ever. Not even a dead one." Uh, what? Why would dead guys touching her ever be an issue, let alone one that needed clarification? I think me and this book need to take a break. I need space.
— May 20, 2013 04:45PM
TinaNicole ☠ Le Book Nikita ☠
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First he says all she had was a bloody nose and bruises and now he's waxing poetic about seeing her so close to death. Hmmmm, I too have almost died. I thought I saw the light and everything. Good thing I had a bandaid for that paper cut or I may not have made it.
— May 20, 2013 04:29PM
TinaNicole ☠ Le Book Nikita ☠
is on page 33 of 200
"Oh, Golden Boy!" "Oh, Baby!" Oh, FFS!
— May 20, 2013 10:59AM
TinaNicole ☠ Le Book Nikita ☠
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"..and then set her down on one of the seating banquets that lined the other walls." uh, I think you meant "banquettes" not "banquets" you Fuckwad.
— May 20, 2013 10:30AM
TinaNicole ☠ Le Book Nikita ☠
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So, her second job is as a masseuse, huh? Does she, maybe, specialize in cock massage? Is she trained in the art of the happy ending? I'm pretty sure this chicks a pro.
— May 20, 2013 10:18AM
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May 20, 2013 08:08AM
This update has made my morning. Thank you, very much.
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Amanda (give me smut or give me Scars!) wrote: "This update has made my morning. Thank you, very much."You're quite welcome. :-)
Coaxial Creature wrote: "Pouring an erection? That's... So awesome. Going to see if this is free."Just an FYI: they're not robots or plants or unicorns. Didn't want you to get all excited. :-P
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She has a "magic spot" that he hits with his liquid erection, espresso bean eyes (not espresso bean colored eyes, mind you, just espresso beans). She lathers his "balls and rod" in the shower so he's squeaky clean. She even blows him in a Greek diner. Yup, she slides right off the booth, under the table, and swallows his rod in the middle of a little NYC diner. He also gets really excited a lot. There are lots of exclamation points! And he says Balls! and jerks off a lot. It's magical. ;-)I'm sure I can lend it to you if you want.
Ha! Okay, good deal. I have another one I'm going to put up for a GL too. I swear: you've never - seen - this many colons and dashes. It was a-ma-zing!.
