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“We have to go get your car! What the fuck do you want for dinner?”
“I fucking want pizza!” I holler.
“Fine! I’ve got a fucking coupon for Benigno’s, anyway!”
“Great! I fucking love Benigno’s!”

“I drag my feet on purpose, but he holds me against his side and lifts so that he can kind of glide me over the blacktop. I kick my dangling feet to leave scuff marks. This is how I’ll die: slightly unwilling but ultimately lazy.”

I’m loving it. What a gem this book is.