Stacy Lear’s Reviews > Cowboy's Vow to Protect > Status Update

Kadrian, Kdamian, Kchucky, Kjason, Be evil, little imperiled unborn. (Apologies to the lucky 🍀 ppl who are not doing a real time read along lol)

Idk what country song is referenced here and I don’t care. The Devil went down to a spinster flat, looking for some tiiiiiiiime to waste...Loud washing machine solo! Woo!

She didn’t want to grope him on the couch in his house. She wanted to sit on his lap and distract him with her fan dance as he drove 105 mph on the sidewalk. The irony of Stephen King’s Thinner was lost as they ran over Carla Cassidy, Regan Black, Jessica Lemmon and E.L. James

Ten years later: “Lovely dinner, Maddy, dear,” said Flint as she placed the arsenic-laced cat food and Pop Tart sandwich in front of him. He and FJ and the other eleven young ‘uns were staring at their phones. Bon appetit

His loins burned for her as she stroked them while he was driving, his green eyes rolled back in pleasure as he ran over thirty-seven pedestrians, a prize-winning Palomino, and a little redheaded kid on a Big Wheel.

Gee, I’m upset that Maddy won’t know whether to get Riddler or Ursula c—p. And that Flint is noncompliant with his medication for his injuries sustained mistreating animals

I have a hunch that the doctor who is willing to treat Madison at night just might be crooked and will tip off Ainsworth, if he hasn’t already

I’ve decided to root for the villain. Idk why I waited until this long after the unfortunate sex scene between Flint and Maddy. This was a mistake, ordering this book. At least it was free. I’m not into this type of thing, guys like Flint. This is not escapism. There is no escape from what I am, what I do 😞

I regret doing this in real time. I regret thinking, “This isn’t even good. Guess I’ll finish it,” like some nomance-reading Jim Gaffigan. (Nomance is not a typo.) I’ve come so far. I’ll end this tomorrow. 📖💩

“Tell me a story, cowboy”
“Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer...”
#the worst book I’ve ever read