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Hate that I have to put this book down to go to bed, but I just have too! OMG it's just so good! I swear the author Noah is a creative genius! If you haven't gone to his website to get the first five chapters, then do it!! http://www.noahfregger.com

"Alas, this much is true; no one likes to be the odd man out, especially when there are only three people (my usage of the word “people” is very loose here)."

"I swear the seventh circle of hell must be filled to the brim with seething women, a terrible place where a guy could be thoroughly ignored for whichever length of time best describes eternity."

"But if there’s one thing I've learned after countless sessions of marriage counseling, it’s that I’ll never understand women. They might as well have been written in some kind of impervious code, some intricate conundrum that man was not meant to solve."

Love the reference to Batman! Smooth!

"You’ll notice that I've referred to war as if it were a woman, just as the ancient Greeks paid tribute to their goddess Athena. I assure you this is not an accident, for war is the vile mistress of men, and one with whom we've grown increasingly intimate." -by Noah Fregger

Kick but quote from the book!

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS people you must read this, so sweet!